The United States of America =

ethnics? a fearsome attitude
the dream: fine cause, toast it
that intermediate of causes
it authenticates as freedom
a neo-fascism attitude there
a nice mass of attitude there
attitude there? O, a scam’s fine
a fast coitus dementia there
defeats: no use it arithmetic
neurotic, meatiest fatheads
unerotic, meatiest fatheads
the famed, tenacious artiste
I’m state-of-the-art audiences
not safe, met a suicide threat
outcast free men aid atheist
freedom’s acute anti-atheist
a hitler’s automatic defense

Union of Soviet Socialists Republic =

split is cause of countries’ oblivion
basic uses of revolution in politics
policies of revolution? Cuba insists
politics of invasion, sluice out rebs
is inconceivable fortuitous spoils
if politics abusive, censor solution
so labour-intensive is politic focus
fluorescent politicians is obvious
fine politics to labour viciousness
out-of-place Leninist obvious crisis
is previous ballot if conscientious
invisible out-of-step conscious liar
boo Leninist faculties piscivorous
boo Stalinist of precious inclusive
nice isolationist of previous clubs
October politicians’ useful visions
Octobers’ fine to suspicious villain
labour councils poison festivities
spurious obsolescent vilification
boo, if is up in collective of Russians
sub-process in felicitous violation
bravo, clueless fictitious opinions
oblivious, sinister self-occupation
it is unprofitable, vicious coolness
if socio-political unobtrusiveness

Osama bin Laden =

a damn alien SOB
is a banal demon
old man in a base
an Islam bad one
I am also banned
O, a damnable sin
so bad alien man
a bad man lies on
a nomad lesbian
is an able nomad
in a mad one’s lab
I, bad man on sale
I, a damnable son
is alone bad man
bad as Lenin, Mao
bad also in name
O man, bad aliens

Saddam Hussein =

has nudes, maids
UN’s said he’s mad
hides, damns USA
hissed: damn USA
him saddens USA
ass! humans died
I had U.S. madness
DEAD in U.S., smash!
USA ENDS HIM, sad

Ronald Wilson Reagan =

no darlings, no ERA law a lone insane warlord
insane Anglo warlord
now a gnarled liar, son
so grand an Orwellian
goal now: slander Iran
a warning, an old loser
land owner’s oral gain

Princess Diana =

ascend in Paris
end in a car spin
dies in car, snap!

Monica Lewinsky =

lo, my wank is nice
I cosily wank men
knows I’m nice lay
money was in lick
say: ‘lick mine now’
I yen, woman licks
a lick wins money
ow, my insane lick
slick in men? no way!
slinky ice woman
nice silky woman
I mean, slinky cow

Monica Samille Lewinsky =

Slick Willie’s my A-one man
sick woman lies menially
well, my, amen, sick liaison
amen, sickly Willie moans
I see silly woman lick man

White House Intern Miss Monica Samille Lewinsky =

hi, hey, William Clinton arouses me, I’m Ken’s witness

Camilla Parker Bowles =

I’m Palace balls worker
came like pro, raw balls
Balmoral (Castle) screw like pa
we, Balmoral parks lice
Balmoral prick weasel
wreck pair, so all blame

The American Revolution =

much tea in river, a lot
our achievement on trial
O arm each volunteer in it
elation, much tea on river

The Russian Revolution =

no virtuous Stalin here
the over ruinous Stalin
Oh Stalin is our venture
Lenin routs the Saviour

Federal Bureau of Investigation =

if found alive, abuse, interrogate
favorite agent buried alien’s UFO
but a figure of evidential reason
O, for beautiful agents are divine
on average, beautiful, ironfisted
a beautiful giant is done forever

International Space Station =

it is not a pleasant container
it is not a planet, or as ancient
O, CIA antenna listens, patriot

NASA Space Program =
rampages on as crap maps sap arrogance

National Aeronautics and Space Administration =

Aim is to land pods in/near USA area. Can it? No, it can’t.

Declaration of Independence =

no finer deed, an ideal concept
end colonied era, if act penned
fine peace intended, darn cool
it encoded pinnacle end of era
nice chip denoted end of an era

God Bless America =

I massacred globe
slice ‘em Arab dogs I’d massacre globe
I’m a gross debacle

Weapons of Mass Destruction =

U.S team swoops, finds no trace
U.N. inspectors saw a doom-fest
U.N. inspectors: doom? ‘twas safe
USA damns too few inspectors
atomic snoopers waste funds
despots set in famous war con
U.S. tosspot’s war, made fine con
oft postwar mendaciousness

ANAGRAM HISTORY

According to some historians, anagrams originated in the 4th Century B.C. with the Greek poet Lycophon. He used them to impress the rich and famous. Other sources suggest that in the 6th Century B.C., Pythagorus used anagrams to discover Life’s philosophical meanings and great truths. Plato and his followers believed that anagrams revealed divinity and one’s personal destiny. In early Roman times, anagrams were thought to have prophetic powers. Jewish Cabalists in the 13th Century A.D. were aware of anagram mysticism and special significance. In the 16th and 17th centuries, some scientists such as Galileo recorded their theories in anagram form. The French King, Louis XIII, appointed Thomas Billon as his Royal Anagramist. Today, we have lost the real meaning to anagrams. They are not simple word games and brainteasers…they are far more…

The Phenomenon:

When a subject has these (rare) perfect phrases on top of long lists of THOUSANDS found by the anagram search-engine, they ALL or nearly all refer to the subject! This should not happen. They should be abstract, perfect phrases that do not relate in any way with the subject. This is never the case. Why do these many anagrams on top of long lists all relate?

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